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Miz D. Meaner

Miz D. Meaner

Number: 12

Position: Blocker

Other Sports Played: Weight Lifting, Cycling, Yoga, Synchronized Swimming

Likes: Painting, Thunderstorms, Reading, A good cup of Mocha

Dislikes: Teenagers, Back Seat Drivers, Sunsets and Beaches

Distinguishing Features: I have eyes on the back of my head, so I don’t miss a thing.

Moment You Knew Roller Derby was for you: The thrill I got the first time I skated with the pack sealed the deal.  I am a derby girl.

Other Things: My mini cheerleader, Evilyn, gives the motivation to push beyond my limits and keep going.

 

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Rosie the Ranger

Rosie the Ranger

Number: 999 (Emergency number in England)

Position: Pivot

Other Sports Played: Badminton and Chess

Distinguishing Characteristics: I like to touch

The Moment I Knew Roller Derby was for me: Still trying to figure it out!

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Kit E KaTastrophe

Kit E KaTastrophe

Number: 13

Likes: Blue eyeshadow, cool bruises, fishnets, coffee, glitter, and duh ROLLERSKATING!!

Dislikes: When my mouthguard makes me drool, dirty skate floors, and booing (unless it’s Halloween and you are a ghost, in that case, boo away!!)

Distinguishing characteristics: Win lose or draw, when I’m skating I’m always having fun!!

Favorite skating moment: The first mixer I skated in!!  Partly because there was a rocking crowd, announcers , and tons of excitement.  And partly because my team was wearing pink prom dresses!!!

Anything else:  My next adventure will be learning to roller dance…

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Martyr Maker

Martyr Maker

Number 171

Positions:  Blocker, Jammer

Other Sports Played:  Ballet, Soccer, Pro Wrestling, UFC Fighting

Likes:  Coffee, clogs, shopping, holidays, shiny things, cleanliness, and bruising people.

Dislikes:  Waiting in line, children, low IQs, mushrooms, gas station toilet paper.

Distinguishing Characteristics:  small, fast, murderous

Favorite Skating Moment:  Finally getting to hit someone!  It hurt so good…

The Moment I knew roller derby was for me:  When I heard about it, I knew it was my destiny.  I was born for this!

Interesting fact about me:  My kryptonite is cotton balls.  Shhh.  Don’t tell anyone.

Anything else:  My husband is my #1 fan.  I could do this if he wasn’t so supportive.  Love you, D!

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Peanut Slugger-N-Jam

Peanut Slugger-N-Jam

Number:  4

Postions:  Jammer, Blocker

Other Sports Played:  Soccer, Running

Likes:  peanut butter and grape jam!

Dislikes:  peanut allergies

The moment I knew roller derby was for me:  It was love at first site.  I recall reading the newspaper about the IRMs starting a team.  I jumped in with both feet and never looked back.  What’s not to love about derby?

Anything else:  It’s peanut butter jelly time!

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